JOKEs and other funny stuff
Things you wouldn't know without movies
Things you wouldn't know without movies
If you decide to start dancing on the street everyone you bumb into will know all the steps.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any of any invading alien ...
This is a Recording ...
A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot’s voice: “Ladies & Gentlemen, if you look on the right side of the plane, you’ll see an engine on fire. If you look on the left side, you’ll see a wing on fire. And if you loo...
three beggars begging on Wall Street.
There are three beggars begging on Wall Street.
The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day.
The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of t...
Three Empty Beer Cans ...
Bill and Hillary were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 40 years of marriage Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their...
Three Gents Drinking
Three gents were drinking apple martinis in a bar and had gotten to the stage of arguing about details.
I tell you its spelled W-O-O-M, the first said loudly.
No no, no, The second protested. Its W-O-O-0-M.
Youre b...
Three Kinds of Bras
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the
largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman
behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquire...
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away.
A...
Three Questions
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer."Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said th...
Three Texas Surgeons
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he perfomed a pr...
Three wishes:
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my...
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