JOKEs and other funny stuff
Parrot *****
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The Parrot, a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor turkeys and rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act.
The neighbors knock on the door and ex...
physical examination
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterical...
Piece of Meat ***
There was a little boy and little girl playing in a mud box and the little boy as being a little boy playing with his manhood.
The little girl was not bothering anybody she was sitting there playing with a crawfish when all of a sudden she...
Pinkies and the hookers
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers.
Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say "Hi there little boy!"
One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they al...
Pizza Delivery
A college boy was delivering pizza to a regular customer's house in New York. The guy who answered the door asked: "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth,"this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of...
Please do not laugh
Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.
"In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional."
With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger th...
Please move your cars
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announce...
Please pay me a compliment
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..."
The husband replies: "Your eyesight's d...
PNU's new symbol
"PNU announced today that they are changing their emblem from a Flame to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance.
A condom "stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of...
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