JOKEs and other funny stuff
five things that contain milk
Name five things for me that contain milk.
That's easy. Ice cream, butter, cheese, and two cows.
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Forgive me father, for I have fallen.
There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who
kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I
hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a co...
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze.
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Four Kenyans
Four Kenyans were on death row for a very serious felony offence. They were given four types of the death penalty options to choose from:
1.Electric chair
2.Firing squad
3.Hanging
4.HIV Injection.
On the fateful day, ...
Four Years of Mourning ****
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Sadie says she'd go ...
Funny
ACTUAL ARTICLE TAKEN FROM A JAPANESE NEWSPAPER
On Friday, March 14, the Japanese Coast Guard responded to an SOS call from a sinking ship in the middle of the Sea of Japan. When the rescue effort arrived, they found the crew of a trawler clingin...
Funny Anagrams
George Bush -- rearrange the letters -- He bugs Gore.
Dormitory -- rearrange the letters -- Dirty Room.
Evangelist -- rearrange the letters -- Evil's Agent.
Desperation -- rearrange the letters -- A Rope Ends It.
The Morse Code -- rearran...
Garden of Eden
One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam "What troubles you, my Son?"
Adam looked up to God ad said "I'm lonely, Father. I have no one to talk to."
So God s...
Gay Man Meets Saint Peter
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally...
Gay Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt.
So he buys a new cock from the local r...
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