JOKEs and other funny stuff
Smart pills
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: "What is that?"
"'They're smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said: "These taste like...
Snake bite
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
"I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says.
He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby.
"I can't le...
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
"You breathe through that little thing?"
...
social worker asked the bartender
The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?"
The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tel...
Son in law
- When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, "I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves."...
Special teacher's day
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how...
Special teacher's day
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how...
spelling contest
"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today,
and I missed on the very first word."
"That's too bad Son." consoled the Father,
"What was the word ?"
"Posse."
...
Sperms
A group off sperms were released and aturally, they started swimming. After afew minutes, one retorts,
"God! Am getting tired,. How long till we get to the fallopian tubes?"
To which a sperm nearby replies,
"Its still a long way. We j...
Sphagetti
This guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti. He is served and after all of it is nearly gone he finds a hair in it. He calls the waiter over and says, "Do you see this damn hair? I ain't paying for this dirty ass meal!" and walks out.
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