JOKEs and other funny stuff
Hand Therapy For Golfer
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and pr...
Headache ***
A husband and wife at a zoo, staring at a gorilla in a cage. The gorilla seems to get excited.
Husband: "I think he likes ya hun, Pull down your bra strap off one shoulder".
Gorilla: OOOH, OOOH, Ooh Husband: "Wow, now try pulling down y...
Hermaphrodite?
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says,...
Hickey Alibi ***
A married man had a secretary that was a sweet young thang, and so he decided to "work late" one night and take this girl to dinner. He called his wife to tell her and she said, "okay, no problem."
After dinner with the secretary, it was obvio...
Hide and Freeze
Two men arrived at Pearly Gates. <p> "How did you die?" the first one asked. </p><p>"Hypothermia," said the second. "How did you die?"</p><p> "You will never believe this," the first man said. "I was sure my wife was cheating on me so i came home ear...
Hillary Clinton's Security Test
The Kenya Police , The FBI, and the CIA were all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals ahead of Hillary Clinton's visit to Kenya. Therefore, the Kenyan President decided to give them a test. He released a rabbit into Mau Fo...
hire a new waitress
A manager of a restaurant had called its owner to ask
about whether or not she should hire a new waitress.
"She can speak twelve different languages, which will
be good for foreign visitors," said the manager.
"All right, so hire her," the owner ...
Holmes go Camping ***
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what do...
Honey Moon
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.
The driver wasn't too sure how to get there, so told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their dest...
Honey, I invited a friend home for supper
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
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