JOKEs and other funny stuff
A somewhat drunk man
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"
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A store clerk and dentists
Walter Hallas, a 26-year-old store clerk in Leeds, England, was so afraid of dentists that in 1979 he asked a fellow worker to try to cure his toothache by punching him in the jaw. The punch caused Hallas to fall down, hitting his head, and he died o...
A Sunday school teacher
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers an...
A swimming race.
A swimming race.
A blonde, a red-head and a brunette. The brunette and the red-head come tied first and the blonde is miles behind. She is very upset so she goes to the swimming race judge and says "It's not fair. You said it was a breast-stroke an...
A waria and his bride
A Waria and his brand new bride were riding home from their wedding in a caravan of Camels, when the older camel which was carrying their luggage stumbled. The Waria said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old camel stumbled agai...
A Week away from Wedding Day
Bert and Mabel were a week away from their wedding day. Bert was beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance his arm. "Ere Mabel as it is only a week to the big day, how's about a quick screw?" said Bert.
Mabel's answer as expecte...
A woman walks into a hardware store
A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge."
The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"
The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."
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A wounded skunk
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says,
"Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
He says, "P...
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