JOKEs and other funny stuff
Two Blonde Bank Robbers
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Jody plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
The robbery begins. Jody drives up to the front of the bank, stops the car and says to Bu...
two blondes
Two blondes walk into a building...
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
...
Two cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to
go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the
jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh
dad, there's one."
"No," said th...
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!
She went on and on and wouldn't stop!
The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen.
How do you ...
Two gas company servicemen
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman lookin...
Two hunters
Two men, a Turkana and a Maasai were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first man says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you a...
Two Italian construction workers
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other "hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?"
pointing to the supervisor.
The other says, "I don't know, go ask him....
Two Saint Parrot and Two Hooker parrots
A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want t...
Two spoons
At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters
had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter
said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons,
therefore we keep them for replacement."...
Two strangers in a plane
TWO STRANGERS IN PLANE
Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow pas...
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