JOKEs and other funny stuff
A mzungu at a kenayn Restaurant
A Mzungu was touring Kenya with his wife and daughter, and he was rather proud for he thought he had mastered the local language, Swahili. They got thirsty and flocked to one of the pubs for a drink, having sat, he ordered drinks in Swahili; a waiter...
A old man, heckling the mayor
A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, "will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience ...
A partially deaf gentleman
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing
aid. "It's marvelous," he enthused to a friend. "Since I acquired it I can
hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a
conversation being held in an ap...
A pay phone
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission.
Repeated requests for repair brought only promises.
After several days, the phone com...
A PRAYER....
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
...
a proffessional argument
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren't that good in bed either!"
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After ma...
A psrrot and a magician
A parrot and magician were on a cruise ship. During the magician's acts, the parrot would continue to swear. One day, the boat blew up, and by coincidence, the magician and parrot landed on the same piece of debris to float on.
The parrot kept swea...
A reason for break-up
"What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend.
"Well," Pam confirmed, "although his diamond was of pretty good quality, his mounting left a lot to be desired."
...
A salesman in a strange city
A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He
inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to
go to 225 West 42nd St.
By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being
...
A School Teacher in NY
A school teacher in NY who is a big Mets fan has gone over board. He asked
his students to tell him who was their favorite team in NY. The Yanks or the
Mets? All but one, out of fear, said they were Mets fans.
That one boy was
asked by t...
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