JOKEs and other funny stuff
Chased by the Bear ***
Once there were these two backpackers who see a bear begin to charge them so one backpacker takes off his hiking boots and puts on running shoes.
His companion says, "you'll never outrun the bear, why are you putting those on?"
The ...
Chicken condoms
One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby
town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down.
A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay the night. He said, 'The ...
Childless couple told to try sex
Childless couple told to try sex
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.
The University Clinic of Lubek said they had ...
Chinese employee
Chinese: "Me not come to work, me sick."
Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it."
Later chinese called back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"...
Clever guy
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As t...
Clinton and the band
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
Kneel to the Chief!...
Clinton and the Pope in Heaven ***
On the same day, the Pope and Bill Clinton died. There was a major screw up. By accident, Bill Clinton was sent to heaven, while the Pope was sent to hell.
IN HELL:
The Pope: Excuse me Satan, there must be a great deal of confusion. I h...
Cold Hands ***
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.
When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that...
COLLEGE FRIENDS GO TO OLYMPICS
COLLEGE FRIENDS GO TO OLYMPICS
Three college friends, one each from the Universities of Oxford, Cambridge and Loughborough, decided to pool their funds and go to the Olympics in Barcelona. The airfare and hotel rates ate up most of their money so ...
College Rules
There is a teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules. The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms. "If you get caught in a girls dorm room after nine o'clock, you will get a fifty dollar fine. If you get...
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