JOKEs and other funny stuff
Scottish nuns in America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrrived at the US by boat when one said to the other,
"I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"odd," her companion replied,
"but if we shall live in America we might as well do as the americ...
Screwed
This guy goes to a whorehouse and says to the Madam, "I want to get screwed." The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the door. The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it, and says, "I really want to get screwed, bad!" A very sexy voice...
Sex Education
Antonio came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His grandma asked him, "Antonio, what'd you learn in school today?"
Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse, and masturbation."
Gra...
Sexy Frogs?
A beautiful, well endowed young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.
The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete ins...
Shinotsi the luhya
Shinotsi walks into a restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately
he cant remember how chicken is called in english. the waiter who want to take
his order is only English proficient. Shinotsi sees the guy next to him with a plate
w...
Shoe size
A woman went into a bar and saw a guy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet.
The man grinned and said, “Sure is! Why don’t we go to my...
Silent Fart
An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon. The wife giggles for a short while and then whispers to the husband, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?"
Her husband whispers back, "Well, for starters, you can p...
Sin of lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of h...
Skunk ***
A woman had a pet skunk which was a devoted pet to her for years.
One day the skunk died. The woman didn't know what to do at first, as she lived in an apartment and she had no place in the yard to bury her pet. So she decided to give the pet ...
Smart Dog
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the
movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved nervously at the boring spots, and...
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