JOKEs and other funny stuff
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long.
The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys we...
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced. Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and misse...
Can you make this thing work for me?
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary...
Depth of Grades
A college student came home from college seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're all wet."
"What do you mean `all wet?'"
"I mean," he re...
oral and rectal thermometer
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste. ...
Q & A
Q. what happened when a brunette told a blonde to kiss her ass ?
A. she bent down and did it!!!!!!!
Q.did you ever hear of the man whose left side got cut of?
A.he's all right now
Q. Why did the Football Coach go to the bank?
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The Aging Explorer ...
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the ...
What is a blonde who died her hair brown?
Q: What is a blonde who died her hair brown?
A: Artificial Intelligence.
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Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love chil...
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