JOKEs and other funny stuff
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
They don't like to look down on the unemployed.
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Why God?
Man: "God, why you make woman so beautiful?"
God: "So you would love her."
Man: "But God, why you make her so dumb?"
God: "So she would love you!"...
Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs....
Window shopper
A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses around,
Spots at beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
Bending over to get a closer look, she accidentally releases gas.
Extremely embarrassed, she f...
Winnign lottery number
A broke Guy begged God one night to give him the winning numbers in the lottery. He had just been retrenched and he was heavily in debt. He prayed for so long that night that he fell asleeo in prayer. Soon enough, he was dreaming. He say a bare butt...
With Legs Apart ...
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk...
With the baby sitter
A boy is home with his babysitter on a stormy night when the boy says
"Usually on a stormy night mommy lets me cuddle with her". The
babysitter responds with "OK". They are cuddling when the boy says
"Usually mommy lets me take a bath". The babysi...
Women & Arms
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?...
Women ages
What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18 , 28, 38 and 48?
Age 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
Age 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
Age 28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
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Work Station
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... ...
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