Humor Articles
Landlords landlords landlords ....
Customers love complaining. Its the gas that they run on. The more they complain, the more they feel like they are getting value for money. They even complain about free services without considering the fact that they are not paying a dime for it. Wh...
Lets Help MPs Find Their Manners ... and BRAINS!
Today am taking a break from humor for one reason. A very wise man said that the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures!’ And we have 210 such ticks in this country who really ...
Letter From Lion To Tourists
Dear Visitors To My Jungle;
I wanted to start this letter with a roar but that wont have the desired effect in writing of making you suprise your pants with fluid and maybe semi solid stuff. Thus, let me use something you might understand better. ...
LOLEST .... This is truly funny!
It's the final of the Safari Sevens Rugby, and a man makes his way to his seat right at the VIP dias. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
"No" says the ne...
Man Saws Off Foot To Avoid Work
Just when you think that the world's idiot manufacturers have at last halted operations at iDiot 5.0 they suprise you again. They have obviously produced a better iDiot with all features of the previous ones plus dozens more including some scary ones...
Manchester United Sign Arsenal
In a move that shook the footballing world (it's past Pluto, just before you get to Australia) Manchester United have signed Arsenal. The one man team - as many called it last season - was bought for a remarkable 22.5M pounds with a further 1.5M poun...
Marriage VS Politics
There is only one thing that can equal the intricate conspiracies and cajoling that goes on in the world of politics. Marriage. There are no permanent friends, or enemies. And Yes, its a dirty game too.
1. Well, there is alot of corruption. "Hey!...
Massive Earthquake Strikes Nairobi
Kenya was this morning hit by a major earthquake that measured 9.8 OMGs on the Social media scale. The massive quake that struck shortly after 5 O'clock caused widespread damage of sleeping patterns and enhancement of sexual performance for persons i...
Maswali Nyeti to the government
1) We have been ruled by fat cats, Hyenas and Hawks for a very long time. Can we make it official for all wild animals to run for Presidency?
2) MPs try to convince us that they are selfless people. Can we have volunteers for MPs. As in people we ...
Mbrogging Ambbreviachons .... Kenyan version!
Kenyans have a whole cocktail of funny English accents. That means they put or remove letters that have no business appearing in certain words. And in this era of MBLOGGING, many abbreviations have come up. I propose we petition the facebook blogging...
