Humor Articles
Honest Marriage Vows
<i>There is too much dishonesty in love and relationships nowadays so I sought to give a sample of what honesty in a marriage ceremony would entail... Here goes ....</i>
We are gathered here in the presence of God and men to join these people in h...
Hook up services. Truths or half truths...
They are everywhere. Newspapers, magazines, internet and even on mobiles phone services. Am talking about hook-up services. It seems the business of human brokerage is becoming a really lucrative sector nowadays. Helping two people meet and hopefull...
Hookers & Mistresses Ltd profits down by 75%
Profits for Hookers & Mistresses Limited have slumped by 75% according to end of their 2010-2011 fiscal year results announced by the group CEO, Miss Tunauza Kumamoto. In a statement issued to the media, the company also saw a 60% drop in turn-over, ...
Hookers Demand To Give KRA head...
So hookers had a demonstration demanding dialogue with the powers that be. Well, I think if the people who normally give fucks decide to stop giving fucks to demand dialogue, we better listen. Especially because they are willing to give KRA head. Tha...
How Arsenal Can Beat Barca (And Messi) ...
The last time Arsenal played Barcelona, they scored the first goal and Messi got annoyed. So much so that he single-handledly obliterated them by scoring four goals on his own. The two teams meet again today and I want to advice Arsenal how to beat B...
How MM got Chipod by UK
Someone has been crying foul on the political kindergaten scene. Deals gone sour, promises broken and what not. Well, this is what I think did not happen between MM and UK during that meeting to entice MM to get into the coalition.
UK: Habari Mada...
How To Apply Make-up and Look Like A Douche
Ladies love make up. The problem is that sometimes, make up doesn't exactly share in the affection. Make up knows it's job description very well. To enhance beauty. Therefore, when make-up lands on a face where beauty is in otherwise less than adequa...
How To Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand
We all have those moments when the subject of a one night stand decides to take the next day sitting. And this is mostly against your wishes and lack of balls to just tell them to bail in simple language that has no hints of misinterpretation. You st...
How to get your teeth knocked out in a movie theatre
Here are a few ways to get your teeth knocked out during a movie. I will not be responsible for damages you may (and will incur) if you try them out.
1. Narrate what is happening in the movie to an imaginary friend over the phone.
2. Pick Pop-c...
How To Make Corruption Soup with Impunity flavor
Ingredients:
3 large politicians - Uneducated, dumb and greedy.
2 Ministry officials - Freshly employed.
1 Huge Project - Unsliced for maximum gains.
1 Tender - Well advertised
3 Huge Companies - Freshly picked from the 'fictitious' li...
