Humor Articles

Sugar shortage? Or just an excess of leeches

I said it once and I'll say it again. The problem with being led by old men is that they enjoy watching the cost of living rise because it reminds them of when their dicks used to do the same. Sometimes they even give the living conditions hand jobs ...



Tales of an Irresponsible Young Me...

Have you ever noticed the look kids get when they mess up? The real fear that is written all over their faces because they know all too well what will happen when their parents get their hands on them? Well, there were things in primary school which ...



Terms and conditions for mpango wa Kando 2.0....

I am looking for a mpango wa Kando. And as I promised, the following are the terms and conditions for candidates of the Mpango wa Kando 2.0. Terms and conditions for mpango wa Kando 2.0.... The Mpango wa Kando 2.0, here-in called project, has...



Terms and Conditions for my Mpango wa Kando

I am looking for a mpango wa Kando. The following are the terms and conditions for candidates of the Mpango wa Kando. Terms and conditions for mpango wa Kando.... The Mpango wa Kando, here-in called project, has agreed fully with the followin...



Terms and conditions? Mpango wa Kando fights back

One IVY MUIGAI decided to reply to my article on Terms and conditions for my Mpango wa Kando. Well, right of reply applies so here goes her reply .... <p> ---------------------- <p/> With regard to the article 'terms and conditions for my mpango ...



The Biological Clock

If there is an alarm that freaks women out, it is the biological one. It has no snooze button (thank heavens for that) so you cannot insist you will be cuter for five more years. When the alarm of your biological clock goes off, your goose is cooked....



The Comedy That Has Become Football

So Torres has now ceased to be a noun - the name of a once feared Liverpool striker - to a verb meaning &quot;to miss&quot; and a source of ridicule to a misfiring Chelsea player who, so far, has cost Chelsea 25M for each of the two glorious goals he...



The Cow Has Refused? Oh Really ....

The cow has refused! Well, that phrase is no longer true. At least not in Meru apparently. There is this guy in Meru who decided to take the cow by its horns. For those not in the know, the story aired on NTV Monday night seven. A woman in Meru heard...



The Crazy Dictionary

Toilet: A room that functions very well when you in your house and vehemently refuses to flush when you are at someone else's house. Politician: A guy whose head and ass have agreed to perform swapped roles. Hard drive: They used to be called d...



The day I almost became a Chips Funga

I am a very worried human being of undefined gender. The twins that reside at the junction of my left and right leg - the ones that neighbor the huge guy (am talking a whooping 20 millimetres ... but I suck at math) who likes giving standing ovation ...





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