Humor Articles
R.I.P Mututho Law
Mututho law was suspended by the law courts yesterday. In drunken-speak, thats simply means he was told to go screw himself. And in polite teetotaler language, he was told to kindly go have intercourse without involving a second party. And so as a re...
Raila Death Threats Alarms ODM
A sensational claim has been made by Jakoyo Midiwo of a plot to kill Prime Minister, Raila Odinga. The plot - which is located in Syokimau - has been tweeting hilarious tweets that have elicited reactions like iDie, Dead, cremate, #JumpsOffBalcony an...
Rain hit me hard last Saturday! Oh and a BAKE Award!
Reports reaching me indicate Crazy Nairobian won in the best creative writing blog category in the BAKE awards (Bloggers Association of Kenya awards) held last Saturday night at the Nairobi Serena. And while that was happening, I was busy getting rai...
Replace Traffic Rules with Vagina
If there is anything I know, it is the fact that replacing the subject or object in most non-funny statements with vagina makes it funny as hell. I said most. Not all. And because most Kenyan drivers drive like the said word in its expletive form, I ...
RIP my dear phone ...
My phone decided to die a few hours ago, and while the cause of death is still largely unknown to the medical community, deep inside (not that deep assholanus) I know I am to blame. You see I am one of those idiots that browse until sleep overpowers...
Rules For Guests In My House ...
Dont you just hate those guests who come to your house and head straight for the fridge like the key to the couch is hidden there? Welcome to the world of ill-mannered guests. The guests who pick thier nose then immediately grab the remote with that ...
Rules Of Engagement In The Urinal
Men have a lot of unwritten rules. The most popular of course is that any guys sister is off limits unless you have the express intention of marrying her and hold a letter of good conduct from your local chief, your local pastor and a foot-stamp from...
Sarah I loved you but I died ....
I went to a village school where the Ingrish teachers largely pronounced words in a manner that suggested that they hated them. The words were sang more than spoken and the result was a disaster. "Thi sisa Ndoa" was a popular statement to m...
Secretaries and Computer problems
While sitting in a reception of a certain (very big) company, a secretary was getting frustrated by the printer on her desk. The computer and the printer were refusing to talk to each other - as they often do - to the chagrin of the technologically c...
Security Alert :: ChipsFunga 2.0 or SausageFunga 8.0 BETA Viruses
We have noted a number of problems related with the release of our latest version of Friday Entertainment Suite PF5 software into the Kenyan Market. The following are various observations and possible remedies to some of the problems.
1) There is...
