Humor Articles
Confessions of One Mr. Dark Forces
In primary school, I was taught about a guy called Isaac Newton who discovered the force of gravity. He was a brilliant scientist they said. An apple fell off a tree and (lets assume) hit him in the head so hard that he went bonkers. So much so that ...
Crazy crazy kid
Every once in a while, someone posts something totally out of this world. And today I have seen one. This was posted on my wall by one naughty KISS FIRE aka Nyar Kendu ...
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A pregnant woman amekaa vibaya mbele y...
Dating Rules? For men? Ha ha ha ...
There is this mail doing the rounds about dating rules for men and they are really harsh towards guys. Well, I propose that we follow them but I have added my interpretations below each.
1. Call....
:: Thats not so hard. We do it twice a ye...
Deal with it. Real beauty is on the OUTSIDE ...
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What else do you want? An adorable pancreas? A gorgeous illeum? A lovely tonsil? Could all proponents of such ideologies snap out of it. Skin deep is deep enough fo...
Dear Govt, Get Your Shit Together
To whoever is in charge - If anyone is...
The World English dictionary defines a moron as a person having an intelligence quotient of between 50 and 70, and who is able to work under supervision. The Online Etymology Dictionary defines a moron as...
Dear Mututho ... Beer isnt the problem in society. FOOD IS!
During the holiday break, I hosted a horde of my friends for a BBQ at my place. The amount of madness in that party was only comparable to a crisis day in a mental hospital. From people having fits on the dance-floor and disguising it as dancing to o...
Diet From Hell
We started eating donkey-meat officially a decade ago. And since a few months back, as we all saw on TV, we are officially eating RATS as well. And dogs have become a delicay in famine hit areas. So am thinking, with the imminent hunger that is alway...
Do Beautiful women fart?
There is one art women have mastered. The art of farting. And most men dont want to imagine the girl of their dreams blowing out a screamer. And when they do it in a crowd and you are the only guy, EVERYONE assumes its you. Even in a matatu, if you a...
Doctor! Am immoral and I spell like a retard
Dear Doctor;
I have a girlfriend who have introduced me to her cousin and i kind of liked her and my girlfriend is away for a wee bit. And i fil like i wanna do the cousin.what should i do.\
John.
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Dear John...
Doctor, I want to be castrated ... HILARIOUS.
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I want to be castrated." The doctor is taken aback and wonders why the man wants to be castrated.
"Are you sure?" asks the doctor.
"Yes. My wife insisted on it. After all this years facing life without ca...
