Humor Articles
The ICC ruling, my two cents opinion
Since Judge Ekaterina Trendafilova (Forgive my imagination but I still think her name sounds like that of a hooker or rogue agent in a fast-paced spy movie) delivered her ruling indicting three and a half of the Ocampo five and a half, I have pretty ...
The Kenyan Transport Fiasco
Isnt it funny how in Kenya....
1) If there is a pothole on the road and people complain that it be filled up, they fill it up with a pot-hill?
2) If you are in a matatu and it overlaps, drives on the pavement and on the wrong lanes, the driver ...
The Loo Match vs a Football match
In one of those days when I try to connect one thing that is totally unrelated to the other, today I am comparing football and those wonderful visits to the loo. They may be totally unrelated but let us see just how much the two can relate.
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The Matatu Menace
A situation where someone has accumulated so much idiocy in their head that it flows out without his consent is called a stupidity overdose! And that very much sums up the condition that this Mbugua-Matatu guy was suffering from.
I said earli...
The New Hunger Hotline ...
I believe to become a Minister for Special Programmes in Kenya, you have to be an alumni of a 'special' school for 'special' people. That would of course explain why one Hon. Esther Murugi decided to launch an emergency hotline for victims of famine....
The New Super-Ingia Tariff takes Koinange by storm
Subscribers of Koinangycom network have reasons to smile after the company announced a new tariff dubbed Super-Ingia. While making the announcement from Koinange street, Koinangycom CEO Mr. Mike-whore Josef said this new tariff will be changing depen...
The New Super-ingia Tariff takes Koinange by storm
Subscribers of Koinangycom network have reasons to smile after the company announced a new tariff dubbed Super-Ingia. While making the announcement from Koinange street, Koinangycom CEO Mr. Mike-whore Josef said this new tariff will be changing depen...
The Passing of Sir Eggzam
Dear Dakatri;
There is this gal in class who makes me crazy, in short i cannot concentarte in class she smile so nice. Am pursuing my
computer packages in KIRAN college in Embu please help i need to pass eggzams with this gal off my mind.
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The Political Beer Ladder ...
1st Beer - The Musallyia. Cool calm and collected. Your faculties are all working correctly and everything you say sounds very sober. And boring.
2nd Beer - The Rafael Toojoo. You are just there. This beer is as useless. Everyone knows it exists b...
The Sheer madness of chain messages ...
This morning, I got a text message from my 17 year old niece telling me a wonderful blessing awaits me if I forward the message to five friends. Well unless Safaricom now allows you to redeem Bonga Points for blessings, am afraid the only thing I wil...
