Humor Articles
The Matatu Menace
A situation where someone has accumulated so much idiocy in their head that it flows out without his consent is called a stupidity overdose! And that very much sums up the condition that this Mbugua-Matatu guy was suffering from.
I said earli...
The New Hunger Hotline ...
I believe to become a Minister for Special Programmes in Kenya, you have to be an alumni of a 'special' school for 'special' people. That would of course explain why one Hon. Esther Murugi decided to launch an emergency hotline for victims of famine....
The New Super-Ingia Tariff takes Koinange by storm
Subscribers of Koinangycom network have reasons to smile after the company announced a new tariff dubbed Super-Ingia. While making the announcement from Koinange street, Koinangycom CEO Mr. Mike-whore Josef said this new tariff will be changing depen...
The New Super-ingia Tariff takes Koinange by storm
Subscribers of Koinangycom network have reasons to smile after the company announced a new tariff dubbed Super-Ingia. While making the announcement from Koinange street, Koinangycom CEO Mr. Mike-whore Josef said this new tariff will be changing depen...
The Passing of Sir Eggzam
Dear Dakatri;
There is this gal in class who makes me crazy, in short i cannot concentarte in class she smile so nice. Am pursuing my
computer packages in KIRAN college in Embu please help i need to pass eggzams with this gal off my mind.
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The Political Beer Ladder ...
1st Beer - The Musallyia. Cool calm and collected. Your faculties are all working correctly and everything you say sounds very sober. And boring.
2nd Beer - The Rafael Toojoo. You are just there. This beer is as useless. Everyone knows it exists b...
The Sheer madness of chain messages ...
This morning, I got a text message from my 17 year old niece telling me a wonderful blessing awaits me if I forward the message to five friends. Well unless Safaricom now allows you to redeem Bonga Points for blessings, am afraid the only thing I wil...
The thrill of village weddings ...
“Ngai, niwekee kanyama!” exclaimed a woman with a rainbow of colors on her headscarf. I figured this was definitely not Nicole’s relative. No relative of Nicole would be so meat-starved to a point of pleading for meat in a wedding. They are known for...
There are cobwebs on my blog
If neglected blogs developed cobwebs, mine would be a creepy old one by now considering the reduced attention it has been receiving from yours truly this last couple of weeks. Dust has gathered on my posts am sure - and Loius the pest, he with nine l...
There's a Whore In The Backyard ....
There is that song that goes ... there's a hole in my bucket ... which also featured as a poem in one of the primary school English books I used to read. Well, today I thought I should corrupt it a bit. Turn on the naughty on it and see how it goes ....
