Humor Articles
The Debate Yesterday - Analysis
A first in Kenya and indeed the region - Kenyans were yesterday treated to a live presidential debate organized by media houses. The candidates - as expected -strived to look good in front of the electorate but there was obviously a lot of weave snat...
The Dog With Swag ...
This morning was quite the eventful one. I woke up as usual to do my morning run (I don’t know which devil possessed me into doing this by the way considering I currently can’t feel my legs). As I dragged my lazy self through the vengeful morning chi...
The End of the world is here
Everyone wants to go to heaven. Only problem they say is that nobody wants to die. And without death that transition is not likely to take place. And the morbid fear of death and damnation is what false prophets and preachers work with. I said the ot...
The Facebook LIKE button
In Kenya, it is said that every market has its own madman. But Facebook has so many mad people you would need to conduct a full census just to get an estimate.
I bumped into a picture online of a Libyan who has been brutally killed by a 50mm bull...
The Five Types of ANNOYING bedmates
I love my bed, a lot. So much so that I dont like sharing it. I also love my sleep and sleeping with someone else in the bed is always a problem for me because I do not want people disturbing my sleep. I need someone who sleeps like a baby - Um, scra...
The height of ....
Every once in a while, you come across a piece of really funny lines and I stumbled upon one. This one just takes the biscuit. And I added afew of my own.
The height of.....
1) Height of patience : A naked woman lying down with her legs a...
The Hit And Run Terrorists
It had to happen. Al Shabaab threatened to bring the flames of war to Kenya if Nairobi did not withdraw its troops from Somalia. And now, sorry to say, we are shitting our pants all the way through extra time fearing that some of our body parts may d...
The ICC ruling, my two cents opinion
Since Judge Ekaterina Trendafilova (Forgive my imagination but I still think her name sounds like that of a hooker or rogue agent in a fast-paced spy movie) delivered her ruling indicting three and a half of the Ocampo five and a half, I have pretty ...
The Kenyan Transport Fiasco
Isnt it funny how in Kenya....
1) If there is a pothole on the road and people complain that it be filled up, they fill it up with a pot-hill?
2) If you are in a matatu and it overlaps, drives on the pavement and on the wrong lanes, the driver ...
The Loo Match vs a Football match
In one of those days when I try to connect one thing that is totally unrelated to the other, today I am comparing football and those wonderful visits to the loo. They may be totally unrelated but let us see just how much the two can relate.
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