Humor Articles
Good Morning Crass - Twitter 101
1. Get rid of the egg. People are afraid of eggs. You may hatch into a snake
2. Would you walk up to a stranger and beg them to follow you? Weird, huh. Thats what it feels like when you beg ppl her
3. If #FF was a child, many tweeps would be pa...
Guidebook To Speaking Kikuyu
Tribalism aside, it goes without saying that everyone in this country likes making fun of Kikuyus especially the stereo-type God-father donning unromantic ones.
To be a kikuyu is rather simple; at least language-wise. To show you how, first, lets ...
Guys Speak :: What guys REALLY mean ...
A lady friend of mine asked me the other day waht the obvious signs are when a man is lying when you ask him a question. Well, is he breathing? If yes, then he is more than likely to lie.
This is because men DONT answer women's question honestly....
Hague Express flight PEV-2007 Announcement
Good afternoon Politicians. We would like to inform you that the Hague Express flight PEV2007 will be ready for take off in 24 hours. All politicians will be borading through GATE A - Reality Section.
We request that you observe the following bas...
Happy Birthday to Me? More like insults galore ...
I woke up this morning and the first thing I got was a tonne of insults from people I am silly enough to call my friends. One suggested that while most people are born, I was farted and thus, I am a fartling! Another said we were commemorating a misf...
Help? I cannot get (a) Chile
Dear Doc;
Sup doc, i gat a huge problemo. Please don reply back shit as i need a c*rius responce. Am a 2nd year dudette at campo. I cnt get a chile dat my heart desires.
REASON: the bitches need cash dat i cannot give a.k.a dey are goldiggerz. ...
Hey! That is NOT my fart.
A drunk guy heard Chris Martins' Cheaters Prayer on Saturday morning and what followed had me laughing hysterically. I had just left the house a few minutes earlier on my way to the bank just around my neighborhood. Just a few meters past my place, I...
Hilarious Customer Care Call ...
Thank you for calling Safaricom customer care center. We know you have been trying to get through since last week but dont worry, at least you got through today. We also hope your phone has enough charge since this will take longer than most calls.
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Hilarious Safaricom Messages ...
I think Safaricom ought to change some of these messages they send to you after you perform a service request (checking credit, topping up, blah blah blah) and the voice notifications. This is because I realized if you load your phone with a thousand...
Hilarious Spelling suggestions for Kenyan Names
After realizing Microsoft Word underlines most of our names, I decided to try my hand at some Kenyan names. This are the ones I found funniest. Note that I took the funniest word combinations of the given spelling suggestions....
1. Michuki - Mi...
