Humor Articles
Shit My Dad Says ...
Twitter has the funniest of characters. And that I think is the reason Facebook's popularity is waning. And one such person is Justin who uses the handle @shitmydadsays. As the handle suggests, it is all about stuff that his dad says and here are my ...
Shit we can believe in ...
Exactly one year ago, the world sent home a Dick and a Bush. It was the day that all Luos and moderate Kikuyus shared in the moment of watching their brother become the 44th president of the US. Something was amiss though. I couldnt place it until af...
SHUT UP! Esther Arunga can make a GREAT president.
They say celebrities are like stored fish. Unless they are kept cool, they start to stink. And I think Esther Arunga has been out of the fridge for a few days. Evryone is up in arms right now saying she is nuts coz she said she wants to run for polit...
Sleep's a lady, and am her bitch
My sleeping patterns have been a little zigzag of late, and I am talking a zigzag like the one I used to draw in nursery school. You see, while I am quite good at drawing now, I was absolutely pathetic at a young age; the kind of bad that draws a cir...
Social Media For Corporates : Part One
Social Media is a headache for most corporates and digital media executives for many reasons. One of course being sometimes the people at the top know nothing about social media and still hope to control how it is run. Hiring a competent driver and b...
Social Media For Corporates : Part Two
Yesterday, I shared the basic principles of running Social Media for corporates. That simply gives you an idea of how to look out of place and not bore people half to death with updates that make even the computer monitor yawn and lean to the side du...
Someone Help Alpha Climb Up His Baby Cot
Early this morning I saw a tweet rebuking the attacks that were apparently being directed at Alpha Rwirangira, the winner of one of the past TPF (Tusker Project Fame) events. I followed the link to his Facebook account where he has posted a five cour...
Stuff that makes you go, "OH SHIT!"
We all have situations in life that make you go, "Oh Shit!" ... Well, I have made a list of some of them.
1) A guy is waiting for his turn in the loo since you are inside. Then you realize after doing a serious load that the toilet can...
Substitute goods... LOL
Young Omondi was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer's store in Nairobi. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly replied, "Out of stock." At this, the lady immediately turned ...
Sugar shortage? Or just an excess of leeches
I said it once and I'll say it again. The problem with being led by old men is that they enjoy watching the cost of living rise because it reminds them of when their dicks used to do the same. Sometimes they even give the living conditions hand jobs ...
