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Facebook code of ethics
A long time ago, when Facebook was the in thing, I wrote these rules.
1) Dont invite me to join stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should I help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran...
Families Families Families ....
Its a long weekend again. And these holidays bring us the best freak show on earth. The only one freak show on earth where u are always a willing actor. The one place where someone will pick their nose while talking to you and without you complaining...
Farting and allied gas emmissions act of 2010
These are the amendments to the farting and allied gas emissions act of 2010.
1) Farting is described as the act of emitting gases of all types and intensity, loud or silent, accidental or intentional, wet or dry through the rear opening or any o...
FCIE examination results
A total of 500,000 Kenyans sat for the FCIE (Facebook Certificate of Idleness Examination) last year in various cybers, offices and mobile phones around the country. These students sat for a total of ten papers including Wall writing, poking, inboxin...
Food and Sex Are Dating ...
Sex and food been dating for a while. Lately actually, they have moved in together. Food is being used to describe sexual items and relationships ever since the terms chips-funga, side-dish and the rest. I thus propose we declare this marriage legal ...
For Better Or Worse? Worse, Definitely Worse.
Research has shown that the leading cause of madness around the world is marriage. Yes, you heard that right. Marriage. Ok, I just made that up so forgive me if you are married. However, before you drive your knee right to the middle of town, look ar...
Fun things to do in a Supermarket
Supermarkets and shopping malls are a fun place to be. And if you want to add more fun to the shopping experience, here are a few ideas. Please note that your dental formula may be affected by the following activities.
1) Sing loudly as you shop. ...
Fun things to do in a traffic Jam ...
Next time you get stuck in jam, do the following to kill time especially if you are in a matatu.
1) Pick your nose and show your neighbor. Then, while giggling very excitedly, tell them "Its the biggest I have caught this week!"
2) Whistle "Mar...
Funny stats and my two pence analysis
Here are a few statistics and facts I collected around the net (and of course added a few goofy comments to spice them up). Am assuming 7 out of every three people who read it will enjoy and 10 of those will share with friends.
A pig's orgasm last...
Go to hell! But which part of hell?
Hell should be divided into levels. I know it seems like a weird suggestion but hear me out. If a person's greatest sin in life is sleeping with his friend's spouse, dont you think it will be a little unfair for him to burn the same way as - say - Os...
