Humor Articles

Massive Earthquake Strikes Nairobi

Kenya was this morning hit by a major earthquake that measured 9.8 OMGs on the Social media scale. The massive quake that struck shortly after 5 O'clock caused widespread damage of sleeping patterns and enhancement of sexual performance for persons i...



Maswali Nyeti to the government

1) We have been ruled by fat cats, Hyenas and Hawks for a very long time. Can we make it official for all wild animals to run for Presidency? 2) MPs try to convince us that they are selfless people. Can we have volunteers for MPs. As in people we ...



Mbrogging Ambbreviachons .... Kenyan version!

Kenyans have a whole cocktail of funny English accents. That means they put or remove letters that have no business appearing in certain words. And in this era of MBLOGGING, many abbreviations have come up. I propose we petition the facebook blogging...



Men and Directions

Men always get accused by women of their inability to ask for directions. And when women do this, most men only think they are talking about the usual "Unajua-Father-Kizito-Diaper-Services-iko-wapi" kind of directions. The brighter men howe...



Men and the Kitchen ...

The person who will invent a machine for us men which we can throw food ingredients into and get a delicious hot meal after some few minutes of buzzing and flashing will definitely become a billionare. Cooking is a headache for men. And dont even men...



Men Behaving Badly

The internet is full of articles attacking women for behaving badly. From women dancing on top of tables with thongs at half mast to others dressed so skimpily that the girl to clothes ratio can at best be described as an open invitation to pneumonia...



Men, Do something for your ladies if you want peace ...

When they said love was blind, they forgot to tell men that the standard mode of communication for women who are in love with you is some complicated form of braille. And this will be very well manifest by the end of today. There are men who will get...



Men, Women And PMS ...

For all its worth, Men and women are very different. One lot shaves the face, the other lot shaves legs. One lot likes the toilet seat up, the other (for some twisted reason) insist they want it down. One lot suffers PMS and the other faces the wrath...



Merry Xmas and a Crazier New Year ...

All's well that ends well... Its six months since te creation of this page and its been a wonderful time. And now that today is my last official working day, I have to take this opportunity to thank all fans for being a wonderful part of my li...



Mind your Language ... funny Kenyans!

If there is one thing Kenyans love, its creating their own language rules. For example, the word Kimtu is accepted across the board whereas your swahili teacher categorically told you there is nothing like Kimtu. Its Jitu. Ditto for Kamtu, kasichana,...





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