Humor Articles
How To Make Eggs - Bachelors Edition
Bachelors have many problems when they are in their houses and most of them revolve around cleaning and cooking. However, thanks to poultry, eggs are available. And because they are very easy to cook, eggs are the way to go for a bachelor. Ladies won...
How To Parallel Park :: Ladies Edition
1) Locate parking spot. It will be the one you just drove past.
2) Apply brakes. Then reverse to appropriate distance to allow you to park.
3) Realize the space is not enough and reverse further back. Ignore hooting driver
4) Approach parkin...
How to pass a job interview
Now that interviewing panels have become like an interrogating squad, here's a way of putting them in their place. Apply for a job for the fun of it and answer the questions as follows!
Whats your name?
Hey, am the guest. You first
Where did y...
Hussein Ali ... You are fired!
If aliens came to earth to look for intelligent life forms, Kenyan police woldn't be scared one bit. This is because they are anything but intelligent. And While human beings were evolving from monkeys (at least as far as that stupid theory goes) pol...
I have been losing sleep ...
The whole of this week, I have been suffering from insomnia. I don't know the reason why my sleep is behaving like a girl and playing hard to get every night. But while am losing sleep for no reason, a large number of people are losing sleep for a h...
I need a wife like a flash disk
After realizing everyone keeps telling me I need a woman in my life, I think I need a technologically manufactured one. One who will most likely be plug and play just like a flash disk. I plug her into my life (computer) and my life automatically det...
I need an anti-stupidity Guard ...
There are those members of society who were not born retards but they then went to retard school and passed the Idiot-105 course with flying colors. People hell-bent on making your life difficult. From the shopkeeper who insists on repeating every ca...
I Think Am Pregnant ...
I seriously think I am pregnant. There is increased activity in my mid-section and my stomach has bulged a bit. However, everytime I think am pregnant, I stand naked in front of the mirror and think, NAAAH! Its not possible. The two jewels staring ba...
If cars were like computers ...
1) If you get an erection while driving, a pop-up would appear on the windscreen with the message, "New hardware detected!"
2) A car would take forever to start. It would first list ALL the things it has in the engine, bring the manufacturer's log...
If Horror Movies Were Made In Kenya ...
Horror movies have such predictable plots nowadays. They have actually become a comedy because the audience goes to watch the ridicolous efforts by hollywood to scare them. But I think the horror industry can be saved. They should introduce some Keny...
