Humor Articles
Crabs from a whore
After a few weeks, Mark felt a itching sensation in his crotch, and discovered that a whore had given him crabs.
Heavily pissed off, he went looking for her, and found her eventually. "You BITCH! You gave me crabs!" he yelled.
She repli...
Crazy crazy kid
Every once in a while, someone posts something totally out of this world. And today I have seen one. This was posted on my wall by one naughty KISS FIRE aka Nyar Kendu ...
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A pregnant woman amekaa vibaya mbele y...
Dairy Farm
How's your father coming with his dairy farm?
Grand. He makes all the cows sleep on their backs.
What's the idea?
So the cream will be on top in the morning.
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DATING DICTIONARY
DATING DICTIONARY
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of
money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with
a person whom you don’t especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EA...
Dating Rules? For men? Ha ha ha ...
There is this mail doing the rounds about dating rules for men and they are really harsh towards guys. Well, I propose that we follow them but I have added my interpretations below each.
1. Call....
:: Thats not so hard. We do it twice a ye...
Daughter's purse
One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.
So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."
So, the redhead goes th...
Dave & the Hearse
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly
drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, Which was
followed by a man walking solemnly along, Followed by a dog and then
about 200 men walking in single fil...
Deaf Mute Parents ***
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the f...
Deal with it. Real beauty is on the OUTSIDE ...
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What else do you want? An adorable pancreas? A gorgeous illeum? A lovely tonsil? Could all proponents of such ideologies snap out of it. Skin deep is deep enough fo...
Dear Govt, Get Your Shit Together
To whoever is in charge - If anyone is...
The World English dictionary defines a moron as a person having an intelligence quotient of between 50 and 70, and who is able to work under supervision. The Online Etymology Dictionary defines a moron as...
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