Humor Articles
I want to sleep with the wife of my brother
Hi Doc;
I am 20 years old and there is this woman who is 27 years old & happens to be the wife to my eldest brother. She approached me and told me she wants me to fuck her. Ok despite having two kids she is fuckable in shape if i may say. Should i...
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes mean...
I will miss you.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."...
I'll miss you...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
...
I'm a walking economy
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend replies "How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depre...
I've come to install the phone
A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was nego...
IDIOTS PLEASE STAND UP
IDIOTS PLEASE STAND UP
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enqu...
If cars were like computers ...
1) If you get an erection while driving, a pop-up would appear on the windscreen with the message, "New hardware detected!"
2) A car would take forever to start. It would first list ALL the things it has in the engine, bring the manufacturer's log...
If Horror Movies Were Made In Kenya ...
Horror movies have such predictable plots nowadays. They have actually become a comedy because the audience goes to watch the ridicolous efforts by hollywood to scare them. But I think the horror industry can be saved. They should introduce some Keny...
If I could have just one wish
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish not for gold and silver
Much as they would make me rich
I would wish not for manors and castles
Much as they would keep me safe and warm
I would wish not for cars and money
Much as they would make me ...
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