Humor Articles
No, I will not be hawking anything - Spon
Oval balls, sweating men and screaming women. No, its not a group of people doing the nasties am going on about here. Its the Safaricom sevens. And I will not be running across the pitch in my birthday suit with parts of me dancing more than others a...
Northern Ireland Blood Bank Notice
Northern Ireland Health Minister Edwin Poots has been in the news for saying he thought that people who engage in high risk sexual behaviour in general should be excluded from giving blood. In addition, he went ahead and named these categories as gay...
Not ripe.
A father and his three beautiful, blonde, daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good looking bell boy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the ...
Not so fast
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon.
She looked at me with a big...
Nyeri woman's prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN...
Obama Beats Ethiopian in Race
Barrack Obama won gold for Kenya in the presidential race at the recently held US general erections (forgive my spelling) held earlier today. In the tight race, Mitt Romney had earlier taken the lead - as all Ethiopians do - until the last lap when B...
oe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he
got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.
Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.
I think I'm gonna top myself."
...
Of Annoying Crows and Meri Mela
Whoever said birds sing beautifully forgot that crows and other big birds with bad voices are a part of the family. The smaller birds sound very good in the morning as they sing to their maker. Not crows. These ones sound like a remix of Bachete done...
Of Fuckable Women and an Application to one
“I wanna fuck Michelle Obama…..” That is the opening line on Eddie Griffins latest stand up, “You can tell ‘em I said it” He goes on to explain why Michelle is fuckable and the not so fuckable wives of the two Bushes. Now closer home; Am not going to...
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