Humor Articles
OPEN LETTER TO MHESHIMIWA LINTURI
Mheshima with all the respect I have for you as I concerned citizen I have decided to let you know of how I feel about the bill you presented to the parliament. Every Kenyan is entitled to his own opinion so I am just exercising my right ama? As you ...
Open Letter To Kenneth Marende
Dear Mr Marende;
I hope you are well, considering you most possibly had a less than ideal breakfast possibly comprising of strong tea with a rumor of sugar added to give it some taste. After all, that is what people who earn peanuts take for break...
Or what?
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what's wrong, and why does...
Osama and the genie
Osama and the genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You igno...
Oversized Penises
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During his inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
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Parenting terrorists
Little girls are angels right?
Perfect little beings that fart perfume and throw cute diva-like tantrums when they demand that Barbie Mariposa marsion with matching pool that costs 3 months rent is a fairly decent Nairobi suburb.
They mostly a...
Parrot *****
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The Parrot, a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor turkeys and rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act.
The neighbors knock on the door and ex...
Party Invitations - A Few Rules Will Do
I hosted a Go-Away-Goat party last weekend. For those who dont know, when someone is going away for a while and you host a goat-eating to bid them farewell, we call that a Go-Away-Goat party. It was for wifey, who is flying out, and the party was hos...
Pay for suspected criminals? Not with my money
Politicians are dedicated idiots. When you sit down and decide that you will pay legal fees for suspected criminals using taxes that you DONT contribute to, I have to say you have a jar of sour porridge for a brain. So much so that the average Kenyan...
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