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Terms and Conditions for my Mpango wa Kando
I am looking for a mpango wa Kando. The following are the terms and conditions for candidates of the Mpango wa Kando.
Terms and conditions for mpango wa Kando....
The Mpango wa Kando, here-in called project, has agreed fully with the followin...
Terms and conditions? Mpango wa Kando fights back
One IVY MUIGAI decided to reply to my article on Terms and conditions for my Mpango wa Kando. Well, right of reply applies so here goes her reply ....
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Texan and wife
One day a young Texas couple decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are they doing honey?" The husband answers, "They're ...
Thats not the way to make eggs!
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
"Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We...
the african king
The beautiful African-American secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken a...
The Bar Story
This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window ...
The Biological Clock
If there is an alarm that freaks women out, it is the biological one. It has no snooze button (thank heavens for that) so you cannot insist you will be cuter for five more years. When the alarm of your biological clock goes off, your goose is cooked....
The Blonde and her Female Boss
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to w...
The Blonde and the circle
A blonde is driving down the road and then she slams on her brakes because she was not watching and smacks into the back of some guy in a truck. The guy gets out and starts yelling at her. The blonde gets out of her car and starts talking back at hi...
The Blonde Husband and the naked uncle
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He r...
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