Humor Articles
I have been hearing voices
I’ve been hearing voices. “Yes, I know, stop talking! I’m trying to write about you” Judging from recent occurrences, there could be only two explanations as to why this (the voices) has been happening to me and only me, i.e. ...
I have been losing sleep ...
The whole of this week, I have been suffering from insomnia. I don't know the reason why my sleep is behaving like a girl and playing hard to get every night. But while am losing sleep for no reason, a large number of people are losing sleep for a h...
I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is
having an affair with his secretary."
"I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just saying that to make me j...
I like the way you think
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" ...
I need a wife like a flash disk
After realizing everyone keeps telling me I need a woman in my life, I think I need a technologically manufactured one. One who will most likely be plug and play just like a flash disk. I plug her into my life (computer) and my life automatically det...
I need an anti-stupidity Guard ...
There are those members of society who were not born retards but they then went to retard school and passed the Idiot-105 course with flying colors. People hell-bent on making your life difficult. From the shopkeeper who insists on repeating every ca...
I Think Am Pregnant ...
I seriously think I am pregnant. There is increased activity in my mid-section and my stomach has bulged a bit. However, everytime I think am pregnant, I stand naked in front of the mirror and think, NAAAH! Its not possible. The two jewels staring ba...
I want to feel like a woman ...
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me...
I want to learn how to lie
Problem : hi cn i have been truthful my entire life and want to learn the art of telling lies because i have information that is the only way i can achieve success in politics. kindly advice and referrals would be highly appreciated.
Ndeti
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I want to leave my husband ...
Problem: Hi am in a marrage 4 5years sasa ma hus keep calling me names ata maraya something i never do,he took ma IDcard na fone yangu.nataka kumuacha.i have 2 kid.pleas help.amemkorofisha cuzo yake eti we r havining sex with him all anadhania2
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