Humor Articles
KGB
The phone rings at KGB headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this KGB?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood."
"This ...
Kiswahili is DAMN hard ...
They say its easier for a Camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Nairobian to speak correct Swahili. Am not talking about the broken swahili (more like broken and powdered really) that most of us Nairobians talk. Am talking about Kiswah...
Koffi and the Brodas
I have a thing against Ogas. They are generally very nice, friendly and caring people when you get to know them. They are very easy to get along with and always so cheerful. But they have their downside too and theirs is what we call a pepper hot tem...
Lady and dentist
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open.
"You must have made a mistake," says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher."
To that t...
Landlords landlords landlords ....
Customers love complaining. Its the gas that they run on. The more they complain, the more they feel like they are getting value for money. They even complain about free services without considering the fact that they are not paying a dime for it. Wh...
Last wish
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the
older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the
youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed wh...
Law - The Path Of Learned Fellows
My dear friend Qatahar, I heard the news about your admission to the noble course and I was really excited about your achievement. Finally! You’re just 5 years away from attaining your childhood (if not your father’s) dream. I know you asked for this...
Lee
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent
his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason
for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should
ever fall behind in the payments to th...
Lets Have Some Fun ....
A woman is sitting on a park bench:
Beggar: Hi Darling! Let's have some fun!
Woman (Angrily): How dare you?
Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?...
Lets Help MPs Find Their Manners ... and BRAINS!
Today am taking a break from humor for one reason. A very wise man said that the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures!’ And we have 210 such ticks in this country who really ...
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