Humor Articles
Walking for my friend
A man takes a girl in his car and stops seven miles out of town, and says he wants to make love to her. She refuses, and walks back. The second night he takes her twelve miles out of town and tells her he really wants to make love to her. She still r...
Walking Half Dead
Yesterday, I posted a piece on the blog about how I believe the end of the world will be caused by a woman. As expected, I ended up trying to convince people how I am not gay and how I have no personal grudges towards women. What I really should have...
Wanna get stuck in the lift?
I walked into a building in Nairobi's Industrial area and advanced to the lifts. The lift there is very cooperative. You press the up button and the lift door automatically opens like it was reserved for you.
'Nice,' I say to myself. But that wa...
Watch Dog
In Chigaco Illions a woman's husband worked until late at night. She wanted to get a watch dog so she went to the pet shop. At the pet shop she asked the clerk for a recomended watch dog."I know just what you need", said the clerck "I will be right b...
We All Have That One Friend ...
We all have that one friend who gets so psyched up for a drink up, shouts the loudest during the entire journey to the preferred drinking destination, then drinks so much is such a short time that they soon become a liability. They start touching lad...
We don't use that kind of language in this house
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the las...
Wear some clothes
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" To which she replied "Probably that I married you for your money."...
Wedding Night ****
On their wedding night, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride left the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his knees in front of the bed.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm pr...
West German Motorists
Two West German motorists had an all-too-literal head-on collision in heavy fog near the small town of Guetersloh. Each was guiding his car at a snail's pace near the center of the road. At the moment of impact their heads were both out of the window...
What do women want?
I got back online this morning after an extended absence and the first blog post I received a mention on was entitled, " What women want" by @ClanSewe. There is a very simple way for any man to reserve a bed in a mental institution and the...
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