Humor Articles
a meteorologist and a woman
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm
and a woman's sex life have in common?
They're both concerned with how many
inches and how long it will last.
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A minister, a Priest and a Rabbi ****
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling r...
A modern-day cowboy
A modern-day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand s...
A Monk and three dongs
There was a young monk of Hong Kong
Who had a three-headed dong
A small one for sucking
A BIG one for fucking
And an extra for beating the gong
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a mother
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old
slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As
she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her
patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her...
A mother and her child were at a wedding
A mother and her child were at a wedding.
A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
T...
A Mouse & a Lion in a Bar
A mouse and a lion walk into a bar, and they're sitting there chugging away at a few ales when a giraffe walks in.
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"Get a load of her," says the mouse, "I fancy that!"
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"Well, why not try your luck?" says the lion.
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A mzungu at a kenayn Restaurant
A Mzungu was touring Kenya with his wife and daughter, and he was rather proud for he thought he had mastered the local language, Swahili. They got thirsty and flocked to one of the pubs for a drink, having sat, he ordered drinks in Swahili; a waiter...
A old man, heckling the mayor
A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, "will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience ...
A partially deaf gentleman
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing
aid. "It's marvelous," he enthused to a friend. "Since I acquired it I can
hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a
conversation being held in an ap...
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