Humor Articles
Replace Traffic Rules with Vagina
If there is anything I know, it is the fact that replacing the subject or object in most non-funny statements with vagina makes it funny as hell. I said most. Not all. And because most Kenyan drivers drive like the said word in its expletive form, I ...
RIP my dear phone ...
My phone decided to die a few hours ago, and while the cause of death is still largely unknown to the medical community, deep inside (not that deep assholanus) I know I am to blame. You see I am one of those idiots that browse until sleep overpowers...
Rules For Guests In My House ...
Dont you just hate those guests who come to your house and head straight for the fridge like the key to the couch is hidden there? Welcome to the world of ill-mannered guests. The guests who pick thier nose then immediately grab the remote with that ...
Rules Of Engagement In The Urinal
Men have a lot of unwritten rules. The most popular of course is that any guys sister is off limits unless you have the express intention of marrying her and hold a letter of good conduct from your local chief, your local pastor and a foot-stamp from...
Rumour
A married man heard a rumor one day as he was out drinking with the boys. A new guy had moved in in his apartment block as his neighbor. The rumor had it that the guy had had sex with every woman in the block, married or unmarried except one.
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Santa n the whore
A guy and his family were gathered around the dinner table one christmas evening. He had brought his fiancee along on a meet the parents visit and his mother had already started having an extreme liking for the striking lady. Just then, they hear a s...
Sarah I loved you but I died ....
I went to a village school where the Ingrish teachers largely pronounced words in a manner that suggested that they hated them. The words were sang more than spoken and the result was a disaster. "Thi sisa Ndoa" was a popular statement to m...
Scottish nuns in America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrrived at the US by boat when one said to the other,
"I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"odd," her companion replied,
"but if we shall live in America we might as well do as the americ...
Screwed
This guy goes to a whorehouse and says to the Madam, "I want to get screwed." The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the door. The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it, and says, "I really want to get screwed, bad!" A very sexy voice...
Secretaries and Computer problems
While sitting in a reception of a certain (very big) company, a secretary was getting frustrated by the printer on her desk. The computer and the printer were refusing to talk to each other - as they often do - to the chagrin of the technologically c...
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