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Visa na Mikasa ya Friday the 13th
Apparently, mocking Friday the13th could land you in lots of trouble. I started the day by asking why is it that though Friday is an ordinary day and 13th is a normal number, the two cannot get together without their motives questioned. I worked late...
Visa na Mikasa ya Valentines Day
Valentines came and went and I am hoping you came too because I did not. It was one of the rare Valentines day that I spent by my lonesomeness for very many reasons that will not be discussed in this forum. And no, I wasn't on my periods as someone s...
Visionless 2030
The government has announced that Vision 2030 will soon be renamed to a more fitting name. They are currently considering three names. LOL, LMAO and Who The Fcuk are we fooling?
The last one is the most appropriate one in my opinion.
If I was ...
Visitors Guidebook: Driving On Our roads
Welcome to Kenyan roads. We love visitors and we would like to take this opportunity to take you through the basics of driving in this country.
Driving in Kenya is such a blissful experience. That is if you ignore all the other idiots on the road...
Vultures and Fat cats wont help. Will you?
Kenya is such a beautiful country. We have amazing wildlife in our national parks like the Big Five and an even better offering of beasts in parliament which include vultures, fat cats and snakes. And what makes parliament even more interesting is th...
Walking for my friend
A man takes a girl in his car and stops seven miles out of town, and says he wants to make love to her. She refuses, and walks back. The second night he takes her twelve miles out of town and tells her he really wants to make love to her. She still r...
Walking Half Dead
Yesterday, I posted a piece on the blog about how I believe the end of the world will be caused by a woman. As expected, I ended up trying to convince people how I am not gay and how I have no personal grudges towards women. What I really should have...
Wanna get stuck in the lift?
I walked into a building in Nairobi's Industrial area and advanced to the lifts. The lift there is very cooperative. You press the up button and the lift door automatically opens like it was reserved for you.
'Nice,' I say to myself. But that wa...
Watch Dog
In Chigaco Illions a woman's husband worked until late at night. She wanted to get a watch dog so she went to the pet shop. At the pet shop she asked the clerk for a recomended watch dog."I know just what you need", said the clerck "I will be right b...
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