Humor Articles
Smart Dog
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the
movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved nervously at the boring spots, and...
Smart pills
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: "What is that?"
"'They're smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said: "These taste like...
Snake bite
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
"I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says.
He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby.
"I can't le...
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
"You breathe through that little thing?"
...
Social Media For Corporates : Part One
Social Media is a headache for most corporates and digital media executives for many reasons. One of course being sometimes the people at the top know nothing about social media and still hope to control how it is run. Hiring a competent driver and b...
Social Media For Corporates : Part Two
Yesterday, I shared the basic principles of running Social Media for corporates. That simply gives you an idea of how to look out of place and not bore people half to death with updates that make even the computer monitor yawn and lean to the side du...
social worker asked the bartender
The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?"
The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tel...
Someone Help Alpha Climb Up His Baby Cot
Early this morning I saw a tweet rebuking the attacks that were apparently being directed at Alpha Rwirangira, the winner of one of the past TPF (Tusker Project Fame) events. I followed the link to his Facebook account where he has posted a five cour...
Son in law
- When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, "I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves."...
Special teacher's day
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how...
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