Humor Articles
Man at the beach
A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.
An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"
He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the ...
Man Caught Defiling Dog ...
The thirst is indeed real. A man was yesterday arrested for defiling a dog in Tigoni, Limuru. The dread-locked man (pictured) must have decided to go and learn doggie from the sensei of doggie style, the dog itself. That is the only reason I can thin...
Man Saws Off Foot To Avoid Work
Just when you think that the world's idiot manufacturers have at last halted operations at iDiot 5.0 they suprise you again. They have obviously produced a better iDiot with all features of the previous ones plus dozens more including some scary ones...
Manchester United Sign Arsenal
In a move that shook the footballing world (it's past Pluto, just before you get to Australia) Manchester United have signed Arsenal. The one man team - as many called it last season - was bought for a remarkable 22.5M pounds with a further 1.5M poun...
Marriage to a Wealthy Arab ****
On a trip to the USA, a wealthy Arab fell in love with Susan. He begged her to marry him, but she refused, saying that she had no intention of leaving America to live in a desert.
Immediately, the Arab bought several grand homes across the USA...
Marriage VS Politics
There is only one thing that can equal the intricate conspiracies and cajoling that goes on in the world of politics. Marriage. There are no permanent friends, or enemies. And Yes, its a dirty game too.
1. Well, there is alot of corruption. "Hey!...
Massive Earthquake Strikes Nairobi
Kenya was this morning hit by a major earthquake that measured 9.8 OMGs on the Social media scale. The massive quake that struck shortly after 5 O'clock caused widespread damage of sleeping patterns and enhancement of sexual performance for persons i...
Maswali Nyeti to the government
1) We have been ruled by fat cats, Hyenas and Hawks for a very long time. Can we make it official for all wild animals to run for Presidency?
2) MPs try to convince us that they are selfless people. Can we have volunteers for MPs. As in people we ...
Mbrogging Ambbreviachons .... Kenyan version!
Kenyans have a whole cocktail of funny English accents. That means they put or remove letters that have no business appearing in certain words. And in this era of MBLOGGING, many abbreviations have come up. I propose we petition the facebook blogging...
Medical Specializations And Their Daffynitions
Being a medical student is a 'jack of all trades and master of none' affair. It really leaves me at a loss of where I would like to go after the next three years of clerkship and hard labor. But that’s far off, for now; let me share what I sometimes ...
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