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Admission to Hague - (Form FQ U 2)
Welcome to Hague. By filling in this admission form, you are admitting to all your crimes both real and imagined. Thats why its called an admission form. Further, you are admitting that you deserve to be punished to the full length of the law.
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Admission to Hague - (Form FQ U 2)
Welcome to Hague. By filling in this admission form, you are admitting to all your crimes both real and imagined. Thats why its called an admission form. Further, you are admitting that you deserve to be punished to the full length of the law without...
Adultery ****
There were three guys that died and went to heaven.
The first went up and then God said, "You have committed adultery so you shall own a bicycle."
The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery so you sha...
Advice From Vodka
Dear Consumer,
My name is Vodka. Yeah, the one and only. This is a one-time thing. It will never be repeated and you will not argue about it. You’ll just have to listen, nod and I’ll be done in few. If at any point in time you do try to argue to a...
After De-The-Bar comes the NJAA-nuary!
So…days back you were singing “Chop My Money” on replay mode, enjoying every moment of it as you sip some imported Whiskey which funny name. The idlers in the pub back in the bunduz bequeathed you their blessings and assured you of their support in t...
Ah, Cobwebs Again ... But the brooms are out
Hmmm, this blog keeps getting more and more cobwebs. I have been a little busy since I last posted. Actually thats a lie. If I somehow managed to scramble two hours to watch Men In Black III, I cannot have been that busy. Its just plain laziness I gu...
Aids or Alzheimer ****
Aids or Alzheimer ****
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me that
my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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Al Shabaab Threaten To Enter Kenya
The feared Somali-based terror group, Al Shabaab has threatened to cross the border and enter Kenya. At a press conference from a Kenyan hotel, the leaders of the terror group have said that despite the fact that they have been good visitors in our c...
Albert's Physical Exam Result ****
Albert walks in to his doctor's office for his yearly physical exam as he has done the same time every year that the can remember. The doctor takes him through all of the motions, does the normal tests and then leaves to get the results. After ab...
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