Humor Articles
Blonde on a Diet ****
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde r...
Blonde On A New Job
A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of two miles...
blonde with a square chest
How come the blonde had a square chest? She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box....
Blondes
Blondes
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowels: A letter like A, E, I, O or U
Cesarean Section: A district in Rome
Catscan: Searching for kitty
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Blondes and water-skiing
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
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Blow job student
A Nairobi University female student attended her anatomy classes as usual after a wild weekend. The lecturer said that they would be learning about cells that morning specifically those found in the mouth. He proceeded to draw a diagram of a cheek ce...
Boasting in the Bar ***
A Frenchman, an American and a Kenyan were in a bar.
The Frenchman says "My name's is Pierre, I come from Paris and I have a swimming pool so big that I need a motor boat to travel from one end to the other!"
The American says "My name'...
Bob Would Never Cheat
Bob Would Never Cheat
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club gre...
Boss n his compressor
Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him, and "Sir your
Garage door is open."
Boss: Did U see my Mercedes Benz Compressor?
Secretary: I saw a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels....
Boss to employee
Boss (to employee): Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing! Knock, knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
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