Humor Articles
We All Have That One Friend ...
We all have that one friend who gets so psyched up for a drink up, shouts the loudest during the entire journey to the preferred drinking destination, then drinks so much is such a short time that they soon become a liability. They start touching lad...
We don't use that kind of language in this house
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the las...
Wear some clothes
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" To which she replied "Probably that I married you for your money."...
Wedding Night ****
On their wedding night, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride left the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his knees in front of the bed.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm pr...
West German Motorists
Two West German motorists had an all-too-literal head-on collision in heavy fog near the small town of Guetersloh. Each was guiding his car at a snail's pace near the center of the road. At the moment of impact their heads were both out of the window...
What do women want?
I got back online this morning after an extended absence and the first blog post I received a mention on was entitled, " What women want" by @ClanSewe. There is a very simple way for any man to reserve a bed in a mental institution and the...
What Happened in Detroit
What Happened in Detroit
A tough looking biker had been in the biker bar for quite some time when he finally decided it was time, once again to hit the road. He stepped through the front door of the bar and instantly realized that his bike ha...
What happens in a Bra clinic? Seriously ...
When I was growing up, I was taught that an infant clinic was where 'faulty' children were taken for 'repairs'. By extension, a donkey clinic was where 'faulty' donkeys were taken for 'repairs'. When I was 'faulty' I was taken to a clinic too. Nowada...
What happens in vegas
A wealthy Chicago businessman goes to Vegas and loses all but three dollars. He comes out of the casino and waves a taxi over. How much is a ride to the airport?" The driver replies that it is $5. "Come on I only have $3, but I'll pay you $10 when I ...
What Have You Done Thats So Great?
The world of technology will be drowning in tears today. Steven P. Jobs died after a long battle with pancreatic cancer just a day after the fifth version of the iPhone was announced. The geek in me is mourning the death of, in my humble opinion, the...
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