Humor Articles
A swimming race.
A swimming race.
A blonde, a red-head and a brunette. The brunette and the red-head come tied first and the blonde is miles behind. She is very upset so she goes to the swimming race judge and says "It's not fair. You said it was a breast-stroke an...
A waria and his bride
A Waria and his brand new bride were riding home from their wedding in a caravan of Camels, when the older camel which was carrying their luggage stumbled. The Waria said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old camel stumbled agai...
A Week away from Wedding Day
Bert and Mabel were a week away from their wedding day. Bert was beginning to get major stirrings so he decided to chance his arm. "Ere Mabel as it is only a week to the big day, how's about a quick screw?" said Bert.
Mabel's answer as expecte...
A woman walks into a hardware store
A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge."
The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"
The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."
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A wounded skunk
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says,
"Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
He says, "P...
A young foolish pilot
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who
was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first
time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of
making any official requests to the tower, he said:
'Guess
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A young girl
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family
doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant."
"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and
in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."
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Addicted to a masturbation
Hi Dr;
I got a big problem....m addicted to musturbating, i\'v been doin it for long n i jst cnt stp, please help :-(
Emily;
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Dear Emily;
Well a girl who masturbates needs the same remedy as a lesbian, so I will prescribe th...
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