Humor Articles
Three Empty Beer Cans ...
Bill and Hillary were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 40 years of marriage Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their...
Three Gents Drinking
Three gents were drinking apple martinis in a bar and had gotten to the stage of arguing about details.
I tell you its spelled W-O-O-M, the first said loudly.
No no, no, The second protested. Its W-O-O-0-M.
Youre b...
Three Kinds of Bras
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the
largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman
behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquire...
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away.
A...
Three Questions
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer."Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said th...
Three Texas Surgeons
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he perfomed a pr...
Three wishes:
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my...
Three-Legged Race
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour; The chicken was still ...
To all women out there ...
To the woman who brought me to this world,
To the many women that brought me up,
To the many whose hearts I have a special place,
To the one woman to who my heart belongs,
To the soldiers for better lives of all women,
To each person who answers...
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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