Humor Articles
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first says, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."
"Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."
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Mr. Right Rejection Form Letter
Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ),
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.
As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as...
Mr. Schneider
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my
ex-wife any money."
Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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Mrs Right Rejection Letter
Dear Aspiring Wife,
Its with deep regret that I inform you that you have been eliminated from further consideration as my Mrs. Right. Its not easy to pin-point the actual reason that made me disqualify you but go through the following and see whic...
Mrs. Brown,Miss Brown
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination.
"Mrs. Brown," he said, "I have some good news for you."
The woman said, "I'm glad of that doctor, but I'm Miss Brown,"
"Miss Brown," said the doctor without chan...
MTV Shuga Official Theme Track Video
MTV Shuga launched the official theme track video for the show on Friday night. The show which is currently in its second season is currently showing on local TV stations.
Shuga is a hard-hitting drama that follows the lives, loves and ambitions ...
Music And My Love Life
If you are a normal human being like I am you love music and how it sometimes relates to circumstances in your life. Today I am going to reveal the background music that plays whenever I experience a particular 'Love' situation.
'If you love it.....
Must be the drugs
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so s...
My Aunt and Her Cat ...
Cats will soon start rioting. They will get out of our homes and pour onto the streets chanting Haki Yetu very soon. And I wont blame them if what I heard last weekend from my cousin is anything to go by. If anything, I will join them in saying - nin...
My Becky Has A Problem
Dear Doctor;
U the last bastard i wud run 2 4 help bt lemmie gv a shot..may b ua pea sized brain might b f help...n-gga gt a problem wt my dick-[i call her becky]-cnt hold an erection 4 barely ten minutes...becky gets soft n eventualy anadoze......
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