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My Take On FEB 28th

I want to take issue with the people condemning the opponents of the event dubbed Feb 28th which calls for unity of all Kenyans by singing the National Anthem at 1:00 pm today. I have gone through posts on social media and on the blogosphere that are...



My two pence beliefs on love ...

People always accuse me of not believing in love. But it doesnt always mean that he who sings a song the loudest knows the lyrics better than the silent one. So to settle the fears and concerns of many this valentines, here are my two pence belie...



My two pence beliefs on love ...

People always accuse me of not believing in love. Especially during this so-called season of love. So to settle the fears and concerns of many this valentines, here are my two pence beliefs on love. Love exists. It not over-rated, its not for fool...



My wife has a 'self-help sexual gadget'

Dear Doctor I found a 'self-help sexual gadget' hidden in my wife wardrobe and the receipt in the box shows she bought it four mths ago and we have been together for six mths. Wat shuld i do??? Please help....... Tony -----------------...



NAJIVUNIA KUWA MKENYA

NAJIVUNIA KUWA MKENYA Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Daniel Arap Moi died &went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England ; I want to call England and see how every body is doing there". She called and talked for about 5minute...



NASA

Q:Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet? A:Because it does not need to be cleaned! ...



Nasty Bug

Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there....



Never argue with a woman

One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, p...



New pastor in town

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his c...



New rules for using the ATM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures ...





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