Humor Articles
If I could have just one wish ...
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish not for gold and silver
Much as they would make me rich
I would wish not for manors and castles
Much as they would keep me safe and warm
I would wish not for cars and money
Much as they would make me ...
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so
he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would
you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything b...
If Kenya was the world's trendsetter...
The United States is the world's trend-setter. Now what would happen if Kenya was the world's trendsetter and the whole world looked upon us to define the 'in-things?'
Well ... Busaa would be a worldwide brand. We would have big neon boards in New...
If Kenyatta was to rise from the dead ...
We celebrate Kenyatta day every 20th October. Now if Kenyatta rose from the dead today, 31 years later, am sure these would be some of the things he would say, do or experience.
>Am sure if he was told to address the country, he would start with '...
If Marketers Were Honest ...
There is a popular graphic on the net featuring the very good looking burgers that are usually plastered across the media by food outlets in a bid to make you crave one. However, the message on it reads "We are not capable of cooking anything that l...
If Real Life Was Like Facebook ...
We spend a great amount of time on facebook. But have you ever wondered how life would be like if REAL LIFE was like Facebook?
1) Women would leave home with clean clothes and go home with likes and comments all over their clothes. Wont be supris...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Wait...
If Santa was a woman ...
We all know Santa. On second thought we DONT know Santa. We all know what we were told when we were younger. Then they had to shatter our beliefs by telling us he doesn't exist. So no one can claim to know this dude coz he he aint real. However consi...
If weaves could talk, They'd say ...
Am tired of being a weave; of being called the suicide bomber of bedroom romance or an over-insistent pet that perches on people's heads. Am tired of getting blank stares from people and being blamed for stinking yet its all my owners fault.
Its ...
Iknow this lawyer
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you sinc...
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