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President Bush, Tony Blair, and Bill Gates

And, just for good measure, well let Bill Gates have it. -President Bush, Tony Blair, and Bill Gates have an audience with the pope. The Holy Father points to President Bush and asks, What do you believe? I believe in fighting terrorists, ...

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Programmers

Programmer One: I hear if you play the Windows 2000 CD backward, you get a message from Satan. Programmer Two: Thats nothing. If you play the CD forward, it installs Windows 2000 on your computer....

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Prostitution is like Banking

There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...

March 14, 2011

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Prostitution is like banking...

There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...

January 19, 2010

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Puppies with a Pink Nose ***

A swimmer found herself minus the top of her bathing suit after a dive. Stricken with embarrassment, she climbs out of the pool, her arms crossed in front of her chest. She had almost made it to the dressing rooms unnoticed when a small boy st...

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Push ups

A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups o...

April 22, 2012

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