Humor Articles
Hookers & Mistresses Ltd profits down by 75%
Profits for Hookers & Mistresses Limited have slumped by 75% according to end of their 2010-2011 fiscal year results announced by the group CEO, Miss Tunauza Kumamoto. In a statement issued to the media, the company also saw a 60% drop in turn-over, ...
Hookers Demand To Give KRA head...
So hookers had a demonstration demanding dialogue with the powers that be. Well, I think if the people who normally give fucks decide to stop giving fucks to demand dialogue, we better listen. Especially because they are willing to give KRA head. Tha...
housework-challenged husband
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
...
How Arsenal Can Beat Barca (And Messi) ...
The last time Arsenal played Barcelona, they scored the first goal and Messi got annoyed. So much so that he single-handledly obliterated them by scoring four goals on his own. The two teams meet again today and I want to advice Arsenal how to beat B...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
...
How many women?
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fi...
How MM got Chipod by UK
Someone has been crying foul on the political kindergaten scene. Deals gone sour, promises broken and what not. Well, this is what I think did not happen between MM and UK during that meeting to entice MM to get into the coalition.
UK: Habari Mada...
How much is 2 + 2?
A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist, an accountant, an engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer. Each was asked this question during their interview: "How much is two plus...
How they confused ‘O’ for ‘U’ in the word BOYS, no one knows! :)
It is often said that the female mind is one that cannot be grasped and I honestly agree; sometimes I just don’t GET myself but I have since learned to live with it, as so should you. That said, or rather stated, the normal human (read man) ...
123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404142434445464748495051525354555657585960616263646566676869707172737475767778798081828384858687888990919293
