Humor Articles

Pay Me More Or Else ...

They have demanded a pay rise before they even start working. I am talking about the "Honorable" members of parliament. I don't think they realize how ridiculous the argument fronted by their two brain cells seriously drenched in Blue Moon is. So...



physical examination

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterical...



Piece of Meat ***

There was a little boy and little girl playing in a mud box and the little boy as being a little boy playing with his manhood. The little girl was not bothering anybody she was sitting there playing with a crawfish when all of a sudden she...



pink then red

What's pink and slowly turns red? A baby chewing a razor blade. ...



Pinkies and the hookers

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say "Hi there little boy!" One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they al...



Pizza Delivery

A college boy was delivering pizza to a regular customer's house in New York. The guy who answered the door asked: "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth,"this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of...



Please do not laugh

Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. "In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional." With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger th...



Please help, My Girlfriend Is Preganant

Dear Doctor Crazy; I was in a relationship with this chick and she got pregnant,i found she was cheating but she insists the child is mine,now she blaming for not caling and asking how she doing and wants to terminate the pregnancy, Please help...



Please move your cars

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announce...



Please pay me a compliment

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment ..." The husband replies: "Your eyesight's d...





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