Humor Articles

Computers are like men

Computers are like men 1. A better model is just around the corner 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless 3. They don't live up to the claims made about them 4. They look nice and shiny, until you get them home ...



Condom Jokes

- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. - What do condoms and cameras have in common? They both capture the moment. - What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms? Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear. ...



Confession

A man was dying with his wife by his bedside. He said in a tired voice, "There's something i must confess." "Shhh" the wife said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything's alright." "No i must die in peace. I cheated on you with your sister, your...



Confessions of my laptop bag ...

This morning I had breakfast with a friend of mine who likes (actually lets put it as thoroughly enjoys) taking cheap shots at me in vengeance of the many times that I have embarrased him. Infront of his friends if I may say so too. You see, whenever...



Confessions of One Mr. Dark Forces

In primary school, I was taught about a guy called Isaac Newton who discovered the force of gravity. He was a brilliant scientist they said. An apple fell off a tree and (lets assume) hit him in the head so hard that he went bonkers. So much so that ...



conversation between a wife and her husband

The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper. "Steve," his wife said, while reading the newspaper, "it looks like our go...



Cost of marriage

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."...



Country and western music backwards

What happens when you sing country and western music backwards? You get your wife and your job back....



Cow Hide

What is cowhide used for? To keep the cow together....



Cowboy

That cowboy broke his neck at the rodeo. How did he break his neck? Someone gave him a bum steer. ...





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